Common Interests are very Important

Me: So Sharknado is on tv tonight. I have just figured out my plans for the evening. I may never be the same.

K: I can't begin to think of or list all the things wrong with this movie. I think I want to see it

Me: Shall I record it?

K: I'm going to tell my gaming group "I could be watching Sharknado if not for you people!"

M: in my next D&D campaign, I will work in a sharknado

K: Please do. I don't know how drunk and/or high would be proper for watching it, but it needs to be watched. I just watched the trailer and somebody seriously says, "We need a bigger chopper."

Me: This will be epic

What do you want for dinner?

My boyfriend stayed home from work today because he'd got some sort of cold (hopefully not the same one I had a couple weeks ago).  We were IMing back and forth about a variety of things, and then this exchange happened:

Me  - Think about what you might want for dinner tonight, if i need to stop and get something, I can do it on the way home.  Anything my sweetheart desires.

K - Listen...  I love punani.

Me  - I laughed really loud and probably very inappropriately at work. 

It also reminds me of Russell Peters:

A Case of Mistaken Identity and Sewing Woes

Typical banter had while IMing at work.  We're geeks.  We don't talk on the phone.  We electronically connect.  I'm also clearly drinking a Monster Energy right now due to the frequent use of CAPS to yell things.

M: <3s
Also, I just accidentally sent that message to the wrong person.
Who is a married man.
THIS IS HOW FLUSTERED YOU MAKE ME.
K:  Haha.  Off-limits married, or?
M:  Or I just have big fat fingers.
Off-limits married, but he lives in AZ.
And I apologized immediately.
GOD NOW HE MUST BE IN LOVE WITH ME.  WHY DID I GIVE HIM HOPE?
K:  Because you're a homewrecking minx, you just can't help it.
M:  Probably. How is your day going?
K:  Salright.  Worklike.  I slept through my alarm this morning so I had to rush out, but, other than that.
How's you?
M:  Ha, I slept thru my alarm for 45 minutes and then laid in bed for another hour after I turned it off.
But I'm going to leave a bit early and go get a pedicure and a massage.
K:  Ooo.
M:  before I go home to do more sewing.
K:  How's the state of sewing?
M:  I am having difficulties sewing my cape.  I think Edna Mole may have been right.
K:  NO CAPES.  But it's a short cape...  Maybe it's OK.
M:  or at least, no capes made out of panne accordion velvet.  I'll figure it out.
I admit, I didn't try last night.  I was busy playing on my new laptop.
K:  Sims is installed?
M  And also my kindle with a cover that looks like a book
No, not yet.  WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU THINK I AM?
The Sims are on "vacation" until all sewing is done and/or Dragon*Con is over.  Whichever comes first.
K:  That seems like a good idea.
M:  I am full of good ideas.

Yes we are weird and nerdy

So this blog will mainly consist of strange or absurd conversations I have with my boyfriend.  Names may changed to protect the not-so-innocent.  Although mostly so nobody I actually know stumbles upon it and tries to have me committed.


K:  Argue about zombies and vampires?  What's there to argue?  Vampires are clearly cooler.
M:  :  Ahhh, there was a whole thing about ressurrection/reanimation and undead.
K:  Speaking of vampires and zombies, my potential zombierabies-infected, potential-vampire bat friend is still there.  I called my complex, they asked me to call animal control, which I've done twice and gotten voicemail both times.
M:  So you're saying you need me to come rescue you?  Do I have to ride a horse?  Because I'm not really very good on horses.  THIS IS A PROVEN FACT.  And also, they are Dangerous on Both Ends and Crafty in the Middle Bit.
K:  Nah, just saying the uneasy truce remains in place, at least until my reinforcements arrive.
M:  Are there any Game of Thrones Families with Bats as their crest?
K:  None I can think of, hrm...
M:  Because I was about to say not to trust them. But I realized there was a severe lack of Bats!
K:  http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6780269/game-of-thrones-house-sigils-for-other-tv-families
M:  I like House Huxtable
K:  It's like Kodak film!  No, it's like Jello pudding pops!  No, it's like New Coke.  It'll be around forever, heh heh heh.
K:  I also like House Crawley's motto.  "What is a weekEND?"
M:  you are up late.  probably because you fear the bat eating you in your sleep.  It won't.  If anyone is going to kill you, it'll be me.
K:  You're right! I would be a fool to fear anything but you. 
M:  Oh, if I kill you, It'll be because it's your time to die. There's no reason to fear that.
K:  I am going to drop off for bed though.  Goodnight love, sweet dreams.  Dream of me, and vampires.  Either me killing vampires awesomely, or being a sexy vampire.