Typical banter had while IMing at work. We're geeks. We don't talk on the phone. We electronically connect. I'm also clearly drinking a Monster Energy right now due to the frequent use of CAPS to yell things.
M: <3s
Also, I just accidentally sent that message to the wrong person.
Who is a married man.
THIS IS HOW FLUSTERED YOU MAKE ME.
K: Haha. Off-limits married, or?
M: Or I just have big fat fingers.
Off-limits married, but he lives in AZ.
And I apologized immediately.
GOD NOW HE MUST BE IN LOVE WITH ME. WHY DID I GIVE HIM HOPE?
K: Because you're a homewrecking minx, you just can't help it.
M: Probably. How is your day going?
K: Salright. Worklike. I slept through my alarm this morning so I had to rush out, but, other than that.
How's you?
M: Ha, I slept thru my alarm for 45 minutes and then laid in bed for another hour after I turned it off.
But I'm going to leave a bit early and go get a pedicure and a massage.
K: Ooo.
M: before I go home to do more sewing.
K: How's the state of sewing?
M: I am having difficulties sewing my cape. I think Edna Mole may have been right.
K: NO CAPES. But it's a short cape... Maybe it's OK.
M: or at least, no capes made out of panne accordion velvet. I'll figure it out.
I admit, I didn't try last night. I was busy playing on my new laptop.
K: Sims is installed?
M And also my kindle with a cover that looks like a book
No, not yet. WHAT KIND OF FOOL DO YOU THINK I AM?
The Sims are on "vacation" until all sewing is done and/or Dragon*Con is over. Whichever comes first.
K: That seems like a good idea.
M: I am full of good ideas.
Friday, August 24, 2012
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Yes we are weird and nerdy
So this blog will mainly consist of strange or absurd conversations I have with my boyfriend. Names may changed to protect the not-so-innocent. Although mostly so nobody I actually know stumbles upon it and tries to have me committed.
K: Argue about zombies and vampires? What's there to argue? Vampires are clearly cooler.
M: : Ahhh, there was a whole thing about ressurrection/reanimation and undead.
K: Speaking of vampires and zombies, my potential zombierabies-infected, potential-vampire bat friend is still there. I called my complex, they asked me to call animal control, which I've done twice and gotten voicemail both times.
M: So you're saying you need me to come rescue you? Do I have to ride a horse? Because I'm not really very good on horses. THIS IS A PROVEN FACT. And also, they are Dangerous on Both Ends and Crafty in the Middle Bit.
K: Nah, just saying the uneasy truce remains in place, at least until my reinforcements arrive.
M: Are there any Game of Thrones Families with Bats as their crest?
K: None I can think of, hrm...
M: Because I was about to say not to trust them. But I realized there was a severe lack of Bats!
K: http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6780269/game-of-thrones-house-sigils-for-other-tv-families
M: I like House Huxtable
K: It's like Kodak film! No, it's like Jello pudding pops! No, it's like New Coke. It'll be around forever, heh heh heh.
K: I also like House Crawley's motto. "What is a weekEND?"
M: you are up late. probably because you fear the bat eating you in your sleep. It won't. If anyone is going to kill you, it'll be me.
K: You're right! I would be a fool to fear anything but you.
M: Oh, if I kill you, It'll be because it's your time to die. There's no reason to fear that.
K: I am going to drop off for bed though. Goodnight love, sweet dreams. Dream of me, and vampires. Either me killing vampires awesomely, or being a sexy vampire.
K: Argue about zombies and vampires? What's there to argue? Vampires are clearly cooler.
M: : Ahhh, there was a whole thing about ressurrection/reanimation and undead.
K: Speaking of vampires and zombies, my potential zombierabies-infected, potential-vampire bat friend is still there. I called my complex, they asked me to call animal control, which I've done twice and gotten voicemail both times.
M: So you're saying you need me to come rescue you? Do I have to ride a horse? Because I'm not really very good on horses. THIS IS A PROVEN FACT. And also, they are Dangerous on Both Ends and Crafty in the Middle Bit.
K: Nah, just saying the uneasy truce remains in place, at least until my reinforcements arrive.
M: Are there any Game of Thrones Families with Bats as their crest?
K: None I can think of, hrm...
M: Because I was about to say not to trust them. But I realized there was a severe lack of Bats!
K: http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6780269/game-of-thrones-house-sigils-for-other-tv-families
M: I like House Huxtable
K: It's like Kodak film! No, it's like Jello pudding pops! No, it's like New Coke. It'll be around forever, heh heh heh.
K: I also like House Crawley's motto. "What is a weekEND?"
M: you are up late. probably because you fear the bat eating you in your sleep. It won't. If anyone is going to kill you, it'll be me.
K: You're right! I would be a fool to fear anything but you.
M: Oh, if I kill you, It'll be because it's your time to die. There's no reason to fear that.
K: I am going to drop off for bed though. Goodnight love, sweet dreams. Dream of me, and vampires. Either me killing vampires awesomely, or being a sexy vampire.
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